Saturday, 6 July 2013

KINCHEN FOR THE HALTER

   i  wuz
born devil
brung up bad
a norphan,  me
lord, wiv no famly
cept cly-fakers n old
prigs    i wuz a good buz
in London    traffickin in back
-parlours  at doors of spells we’d
‘ustle a rum stall in the push    i useter
draw a reader or wiper from the cly of ‘is
petersham,   ramp ‘im of ‘is montra from ‘is
garret n sting a swell mollisher for ‘er ‘addock
stuffed with beans,  fancy articles,  frisk ‘er cly for
‘er  fogle, pick the marks out wiv a needle    they wuz
prime flats    i fenced the swag for a few quid but i wuz a
rank spoon in them days an’ out-an’-out at staines    one darky,
when Oliver was down, me n me palls wuz wackin’ the blunt in some
lush-ken  lawks, some cross-cove must’ve blown upon us and give music
to the traps  an ‘orney wuz staggin’ us n done call the rollers  i wuz knapped
  seven pen’worth  for puttin’ me forks down  n  causin’ devil  n  all  ov trouble

                          Michael Small                January 24-28, 2004

HULKS’ BULKHEADS





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I am unable to upload this piece on this website because of its unusual design.

It is available on www.issuu.com/michaelsmall

Scroll down beyond the poems in 'Shaped For Sportive Tricks' to the section section, 'Slanged', poem no. 10.

INDEX


                           Slanged is dedicated to the memory of

                                              James Hardy Vaux   
                               
                                                     Author of
               
                            A Vocabulary of the Flash Language

                                              and Eric Partridge

                                                      Author of

                 A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English

                                                1       JACK SHEPPARD MILLS A QUOD OR TWO
                   2        HANGING FAIR
                   3        FAMILY PEOPLE
                   4        THE WHIT
                   5        DRUMMOSSIE TAE THE AMERICAS BOUND
                   6        SHOPPED
                   7        UNDERWORLD
                   8        AN OTTER’S TALE
                   9        LEAP I’ THE DARK
                  10    HULKS’ BULKHEADS
                  11    SUCH A RIOT AND RUMPUS
                  12    DARLINT EMMA
                  13    FLINT’S FIST
                  14    LIEUTENANT CHRISTIAN IN HIGH DUDGEON
                  15    SIRIUS AND SUPPLY
                  16    SHAME
                  17    OLD NUNKS
                  18    MY DEAR JEM
                  19    NEPTUNE’S NECKLACE
                  20    THE ARRIVAL OF THE SECOND FLEET
                  21    WATER-SNEAK FROM BOTANY BAY
                  22    BARK OF THE OLD SEA-DOGS
                  23    MARY BRYANT RECEIVES JAMES BOSWELL
                  24    MASTER OF THE HELL-FIRED BRITANNIA
                  25    JANE DUNDAS RYDS THE BACK O’ BEYONT 
                  26    CAPTAIN FOLGER’S APPARITION
                  27    WALKING DISTILLER
                  28    JAMES GROVE LAUNCHED INTO ETERNITY
                  29    BURGLARIOUSLY SCREWING IN CAMBRIDGE
                  30    BLACK MARY’S REVENGE
                  31    THAT OTHER EDEN
                  32    BOB GREENHILL BEYOND THE WESTERN TIERS
                  33    THE CROSSING OF ALEXANDER PEARCE
                  34    THIRTEEN VANDEMONIAN WOODCUTS
                  35    THE JACKETER
                  36    MR GREENWAY’S STONE DOUBLET
                  37    MARIA LORD THROWN OVER THE BRIDGE
                  38    CHEERING BRADY OVER THE DROP
                  39    ELIZA KICKS UP A LARK IN THE STOOP
                  40    ARTHUR RECKONS CONCILIATION
                  41    NORFOLK SOUNDINGS
                  42    KINCHEN FOR THE HALTER
                  43    A BREEZE IN YER BREECH
                  44    JOSEPH LYCETT CALLS SCENES TO MEMORY
                  45  CASH AND COMPANY AT EAGLEHAWK
                  46  THE WRECKING OF THE WATERLOO
                  47  FAREWELL TO TARA
                  48  FINISHER OF THE LAW
                  49  THE PRICE OF SUCH OFFENCES
                  50  ANTHEM FOR DOOMED LAG

                                                                Michael Small

Friday, 5 July 2013

THE WHIT

   

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I am unable to upload this piece because of its unusual design. It is available on www.issuu.com/michaelsmall  Scroll down beyond poems in 'Shaped for Sportive Tricks' to 'Slanged' no. 42.

Many thanks.

Tuesday, 2 July 2013

S L A N G E D by MICHAEL SMALL

      S L A N G E D


                                by


                       Michael Small

Slanged is the author’s fifth full-length work.  Early in 2003, I tried my hand at writing a poem in what I imagined to be the slang of the convicts who came to Australia in the late eighteenth and nineteenth centuries.  The result was ‘Thirteen Vandemonian Woodcuts’, which eventually made the short list of ‘Westerly’.  My second attempt, ‘The Crossing of Alexander Pearce’, was published by LiNQ in Queensland.  Almost a year later, having written a handful of other poems in more conventional vein, I found myself gravitating back towards the convict theme and with gathering enthusiasm wrote a further twenty-one poems in six months in different voices and diverse styles.  Now truly steeped in the project, I delved further into the underground slang spoken amongst the criminal classes in London in the early eighteenth century.  Consequently, these first poems set in Britain should provide a fascinating background to the arrival of the First Fleet (‘Such A Riot And Rumpus’), for the pieces in this collection are arranged chronologically from about 1720 in London to the1860s in Williamstown, Victoria.  Therefore I have endeavoured, thanks to the meticulously detailed 12-volume Oxford Dictionary and Eric Partridge’s ‘A Dictionary of Slang’, to make use of the language of the particular time in which each poem takes place.

Although I have conscientiously researched the historical setting and the lives of the historical personages who inhabit these pieces, my main purpose was to savour – indeed, preserve – the fresh and vivid imagery expressed in the stoical irony of defiance.  Consequently, these convict stories may be grim, but the vigour and humour of their language is something to marvel at in the face of shocking adversity.

Nevertheless, the language used in these poems may at times seem difficult to comprehend, though I trust that the context will help to clarify the meaning.  Sometimes I have employed the earlier eighteenth or nineteenth century spelling.  In addition, I hope that the physical shape and sounds of a somewhat archaic lexicon will afford the reader some pleasure in themselves.  In the early days of writing these pieces, I was gratified to discover Don Watson’s critique Death Sentence:  The Decay of Public Language, which chimed with my notion to find a ‘fresh’ diction to resuscitate metaphor from the dross of cliché.

I began my writing career in earnest in 1972, soon after emigrating from England.  My first two short stories were published in ‘The Sun-News Pictorial’ Short Story Competition in 1973 and 1974.  My first collection of short stories was published by Tamarillo Publishing in 1988 under the title of Her Natural Life and Other Stories.  I resumed writing poetry in 1990 and have had many pieces published in Australia, Canada, England, India and the United States.  My other books are as follows:  Films:  A Resource Book for Studying Film as Text’ with Brian Keyte, published by Longman Cheshire; Unleashed:  A History of Footscray Football Club with John Lack, Chris McConville and Damien Wright, published by Aus Sport Enterprises, 1996; and Urangeline:  Voices of Carey 1923 - 1997, published by Playwright Publishing, 1997.

As teacher of English, I have worked in England, Sweden, Canada and Australia.  Currently, I reside in Melbourne, Australia.

I hope that you enjoy at least some of the pieces in Slanged.

                                                                                            Michael Small
August, 2009