Sunday, 23 June 2013

THAT OTHER EDEN


                          by John Adams alias Alexander Smith

                                          October 18, 1814

Thursday has given me most disagreeable intelligence    i have been sorely afeared for many a year    nigh on a quarter of a century    the lad tripped like a billygoat down the sheer face of the rocks    with his customary expedition and warmth of heart    that he might hail them from his canoe    theres no anchorage off Pitcairn    unless youve converted to the one true faith

atop Look Out Ridge above the village    Adamstown    five houses ringed round by coconut trees    i can make out His Majestys two men o war    warping closer to our precipices of black rock    their officers will labour like lubbers from The Landing Place up the Hill of Difficulty to our village green    one hundred feet above sea level due north    a track as tortuous as Quintals mind

it were my intention to erect a simple stone morai amid my groves of orange and lemon and banana trees    alas i shall end my days impeached and strung up from a yardarm at Spithead    the yellow flag will summon every ship in the fleet to witness my disgrace    a blackguard and mutineer    leaving behind my good woman    wife  Paurai Adams    who is very old and stout and so blind that no deedoe nuts can light her way

nay i cannot expect the Kings pardon    i own i was wild once    Reckless Jack theyd call me    i am a criminal of the deepest dye    black as the sand in Matavai Bay    i jumped ship to sign up on the Bounty    a deserter that forged an alias    even stood sentry over my captain with a musket and fixed bayonet    couldve blown his brains out with a leaden pill    and was sorely tempted

what weighs heaviest with me is how all my messmates dreamed Otaheite as the Garden of Eden    but unbeknownst to us    the serpent hid under the glossy leaf of the breadfruit    the Devil tempted us tars with his most comely sirens    hair jet as a ravens wing with the fragrance of tefano    eyes that captured twinkling stars   skin smooth and soft to our rough hands    a brunette complexion most complaisant to the eye    joyous laughter never ending    so natural like giggly children    their perfeckt white teeth sparkled like pearls    one breast always bare in robes of tapa bark    how could we withstand such female allurements    such antic tricks

in truth we couldnt keep the Devil out of our heads    i axe you how could we not be tempted when young virgins danced the timorodee so wantonly as to incite our desire    every man jack of us    save Bligh damn his eyes    took a native wahine for a tayo    i formed an attachment with my Jenny    we tars performed the rites of Venus    swyngeing belly pieces without shame    in the shade of the banyan tree or by an emerald lagoon    often in publick    we soon forgot the poxy whores of Portsmouth    even when we turned rotten with pox ourselves    oh how i do repent me of Otaheite    Gomorrah of the South Seas

aye we soon forgot the maintenance of the Bounty    Bligh ordered me twelve lashes for not standing watch by the cutter   for the indians were thieves and pilferers    always pinching our iron tools and nails    even the quadrant   
yet these smiling natives were friends that spared nothing    no longer did we live off ships biscuit made from pea flour and bone dust crawling with weevils and maggots    and salt beef you could carve into likenesses    but suckling pig and yams    figs and palm hearts    hogs feasts    victuals fit for Farmer George

Bligh    insolent nagger    whod erupt in blazes like the volcano on Tofua    made us sweat for it though    till Mr Christian put an end to his high and mighty airs    we showed him    the Friendly Isles if im not mistook    his longboat that was top heavy and leaky as a sieve shouldve gone down in the briny    or the indians or sharks shouldve done for him

i judged Pitcairn my salvation    from the King’s Navy    this island furnished manna to the Israelites    man should eat his bread by the sweat of his brow but we nothing lacked    turning up the soil did not incommode us    i was partial to a drop of liquor then    for nigh on three years we were content in our wooden houses    our groves of fruit trees    then Morgan stirred the coals    demanded one of the native wives    what followed was wicked plotting and great jealousies    refusal by the natives to obey orders     murder most vicious    the six toutous we brought from Otaheite ran amok    we lost five souls including Mr Christian    Menalee discharged his musket even at me    his friend    the ball passed through my shoulder and the flesh of my neck    Paurai  bless her  pleaded mercy and nursed my leaden fever    six long year passed    me and Ned Young felled that rake-jakes Quintal with a hatchet   in self defence  you understand    i was filled with remorse    desperate black shame

William McKoy was next to go mad    he used to distil spirits from the root of the tea tree in Bountys copper kettle    the sot fastened a rock to his neck and threw himself over the cliff    below Mr Christians cave    i vowed never to touch grog no more 

one night i was blessed with a visitation from the Archangel Michael    he attacked me with a dart for my malingering    course i could scarce read or write    me being a cockney orphan from the poorhouse hard by Wapping Old Stairs    Ned Young    who was sinking with the asthma    undertook my instruction    rummaging through the old chests taken off the Bounty before she was broken up    i found her Bible and Prayer Book

i reared up the children on the Ten Commandments    read the church service every Sunday    would to God i had atoned for my sins    but i durst not expect His most gracious protection

now heres sighting of the Kings uniform    the officers blue coat greatly alarms me    so be it    my course is nearly run    would that i could take Purais hand in marriage in the eyes of God    i fall on my knees and ask Gods forgiveness    teach me to serve Thee better than ever i have done before    that i may be fitter to dwell in heaven    Amen


             Michael Small               November 15-29, 2003

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