Monday, 17 June 2013

THE JACKETER


                                    i turned jacketer cos ov the flash mob’s
                                    lewd actions, fawney-fammed
                                    fancy-women wiv the brads,
                                    wearin’ worked caps, drinkin’ pots

                                    ov porter, smokin’ weed in yards ov clay;
                                    nasty pebbles actin’
                                    like coves, leadin’ away young
                                    morts by ill-advice, stealin’

                                    inter yer ‘ammock n fillin’ yer ears
                                    wiv smut, placin’ one ‘and
                                    in yer bosom, the other
                                    under yer shift to nail yer.

                                    Turn whore or lie under the sod starved dead?
                                    What to do, poor Judy?
                                    Get the bunt by buttock n
                                    twang or stick ‘er through the ‘eart

                                    wiv snipes?  Us unfortunates what is de-
                                    cent, neiver worn the iron
                                    collar nor bin tickled pink
                                    by the backscratcher’s tails, yis,

                                    previous we may’ve bin a blowen
                                    to get a gen’leman
                                    to bug over the rag or
                                    ‘is silk cly, jes to get by
                       
                                    n not ‘ave a shaved ‘ead, buy a roll ov
                                    red riband, tea – baccy
                                    cost eight pence a fig!  We ain’t
                                    incorrigible.  We wants

                                    the chance to live off the stores, be free to
                                    amend, not be peached n
                                    branded wiv a large yellow
                                    C on jackets, sleeves n shifts.

                                    Give us summat more n steamin’ over
                                    the wash tub n smokin’
                                    bugs out the beddin’, makin’
                                    sun bonnets n canvas clouts.

                                    Settlers in Hobarton crave legal wives
                                    or servants to hang it
                                    on wiv.  They give us fact’ry
                                    lasses a strong gun – like sheep.

                                    They’d knock the rivet out ov our irons.
                                    Our turnkey turns up trumps,
                                    though, cos she’s allowed out n
                                    trafficks for meat n sugar.

                                    My littl’un, Rosie, was took wiv catarrh.
                                    Wards ‘ere is stinkin’ damp,
                                    like down the ‘ulks.  Died she did.
                                    The visitation ov God.


                      Michael Small                February 25-March 2, 2004

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