Monday, 17 June 2013

WALKING DISTILLER


                        Anger burns as a lanthorn’s glim
                        Hate bores weevils in galley grub
                        Traps will ne’er slang me for prime
                        rigs.  Any salt-box I’ll undub

                        Scots by birth and scot by temper
                        Ain’t afeared of the flogger’s flail
                        Give me fifty crost raw shoulders
                        I’ll ne’er flinch, nor plead, not squeal

                        Two hundred lags rushed Woolwich gates
                        Charged our keepers to seize a bark
                        The dragoons shot dead many a mate
                        Death we hunted, not dread hulks’ dark
           
                        More than Cock Inn, missed fighting-cocks
                        owling squire’s game fowls at darks
                        and pinching ‘stead of mending clocks
                        But water sneaks is chancy larks

                        Scaly fish, me, a sea-crab.  Bang
                        Slipped the lag-ship, flash freebooter
                        Absconded from the iron gang
                        Sneaked a brig so knapped a winder 

                        By beak’s order slanged in rivets
                        Bay side transport to Port Phillip
                        Baked dry, ‘twas, proper lime-basket
                        Not one drop o’ the bane or strip-

                        me-naked.  So I nuts Guv’nor
                        Collins, a reg’lar right-down flat
                        Keep privies clean, overseer
                        No filth in the fresh stream or lat-

                        rines.  Blood!  I’d settle ‘im!  I’d nob
                        it on the stores.  I’d muster staunch
                        jacks.  Edicated chum is Rob
                        Stewart.  Made mates at a good hank

                        Deserted camp in Knopwood’s tub
                        Three whole weeks of old salts’ pleasure
                        Yarning, smoking, dancing and grub
                        growling with birds of a feather

                        Green was Knopwood, took me fishing
                        Pirate, says Robbie, or forger
                        Me?  Pure piss-fire pishing
                        Ne’er no ordinar file-lifter

                        Calcutta lags from London Town
                        Hard as the hobs of hell and bold
                        We seized the brig, the Harrington
                        Pirates in search of guinea gold

                        We hankered after liberty
                        heavers stealing heaven’s sway
                        Our hard-a-weather lads looked lively
                        auld hornie in chase to Cathay

    Cut cables and fly, rum laggers
                        Otaheite afore the mast
                        Fakers and fidlams turn whalers
                        or choke at the yard-arm abaft


                                                 Michael Small            February 10-13, 2004

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